“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston Churchill.“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Whitney Brown.“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”- Albert Einstein.“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde.“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin.I love them for their bad moods.” – Marjane Satrapi “I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony.You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard “The elevator to success is out of order.Sarcastic inspirational quotes about life I really thought you already knew.” – Unknown “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” – Unknown.“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” – Unknown.“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama.“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.” – Benjamin Disraeli.“The best things in the world are free – and worth every penny of it.” – Murphy’s Laws.“A man in love is incomplete until he has married.“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain.“Be the reason someone smiles today… or the reason they drink.
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